Eggs
I wake up to an argument with my wife, "Get up and eat." she says. "No." I say. "Now!" she says. "No." I say again. "Get up right the fuck now or I'm calling your parole officer!" she yells. My mind is angry I'm swallowing the feeling though and I force the covers off where I sleep on the couch. I look at her and I'm near to spitting at her but again I swallow the rage. Why are you disturbing me from my slumber princess! These words are not said aloud for another reason, I fear her wrath. She looks at me, "Eat the eggs I made for you on the table." "You want me to eat the eggs?" I say. "Yes eat the eggs." she says. I sit at the table and make digestive sounds while swallowing the eggs. She knows I hate eggs. "You're disgusting!" she says. "So are you!" I say. She slams the table with her fist. "Why are you doing this!?" she yel...