Fresh Outta Batteries
I woke up late to my phone ringing, my wife was calling. I tossed and turned a couple of times and picked up eventually, "Hello..." I said in a rather grouchy voice. "Where the fuck are you and who is she?!" she screamed. "What...Its...like early...I'm in Illinois...Can you call back I'm still exhausted." I said rather weakly. It was actually around 11:30 AM but to me it felt like 6 AM. "Early? Have you been doing drugs and picking up women?!" She said still accusatory. I rubbed my eyes, "No god damn it! I'm in a shitty hotel, with no coffee or fuckin' continental breakfast." I heard her exhale and a distant pen breaking. "Good, when are you coming back?" she asked. I really didn't want to think right now, but now that I was up my stomach was beginning to growl. "Uhh how am I supposed to know, all I know is I'm heading out to California to see my family out there and a friend." I sa...