The Night Will Come
Ahh finally CHRISTMAS!
That night is right around the corner give it a few days and the joy in this house will be so massive that Santa won't be able to fit through the chimney!
Poor Santa.
My wife has the next week off and my children are finished with school for this semester.
Fortunately both of them passed their classes.
So I told Santa.
I also told him that a certain someone slapped their SISTER! NAUGHTY! NOT NICE!
And I mentioned that a certain sister has no faith in Santa. That she said, "He does not exist."
BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS, THIS IS CHRISTMAS!
Well it will be your loss then children.
I'm sure Santa has better things to do anyway.
Like feeding malnourished Angolians.
Or providing shelter to Eskimos in the far reaches of the arctic circle like he does every year.
Maybe he'll show up in the city again I don't know?
Well ya know I think I'm just going to tell Santa to go to another house because hes got two kids who are ungrateful for his charity.
My wife seems to think this is funny!
Hmm what did you say you wanted? That fur coat...Yeah we'll just scratch that off the list.
Oh and if you want anything you will promptly leave his cookies and milk at the right time.
11:59 PM and no later!
Kids if you are reading this, you'd better be nice!
And dear I don't have much to say but I think you know what I mean when I say, "Nice." ;)
Well the last of the ornaments must be hung.
Soon the night will come and we can share our joy together.
That night is right around the corner give it a few days and the joy in this house will be so massive that Santa won't be able to fit through the chimney!
Poor Santa.
My wife has the next week off and my children are finished with school for this semester.
Fortunately both of them passed their classes.
So I told Santa.
I also told him that a certain someone slapped their SISTER! NAUGHTY! NOT NICE!
And I mentioned that a certain sister has no faith in Santa. That she said, "He does not exist."
BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS, THIS IS CHRISTMAS!
Well it will be your loss then children.
I'm sure Santa has better things to do anyway.
Like feeding malnourished Angolians.
Or providing shelter to Eskimos in the far reaches of the arctic circle like he does every year.
Maybe he'll show up in the city again I don't know?
Well ya know I think I'm just going to tell Santa to go to another house because hes got two kids who are ungrateful for his charity.
My wife seems to think this is funny!
Hmm what did you say you wanted? That fur coat...Yeah we'll just scratch that off the list.
Oh and if you want anything you will promptly leave his cookies and milk at the right time.
11:59 PM and no later!
Kids if you are reading this, you'd better be nice!
And dear I don't have much to say but I think you know what I mean when I say, "Nice." ;)
Well the last of the ornaments must be hung.
Soon the night will come and we can share our joy together.
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